WoW- Tirion's Chatroom

Artist comments:
I'm gonna put these on top otherwise you won't read it until you're done with the text, which should be okay but I need to clear up something first.
I started making this months ago, mostly for my own amusement, having wanted to write more about Tirion's chatroom after the short clips we saw of it during the Children's Week special comics.
As such it takes place during Hallow's end, after the defeat of the Lich King but before the Cataclysm.
There are no OCs in the chatroom toady, so it contains only canon characters that have already shown up in the comic (some more OOC than others…) and a couple of surprises…
Happy reading, and please comment before you fav!

Tirion's Chatroom

Welcome to the Argent Crusade's chatroom. Please no flaming, unless you want the king of trolls to pay you a visit. Yes, he does know where you live.
TirionFordring has logged on.
KingOfPinkspear has logged on.
TirionFordring: Hello Vol'jin, lovely day isn't it? The Lich King is defeated, the sun is shining, a perfect day to stay inside and talk to our friends online.
KingOfPinkspear: yah mon.
TirionFordring: So…where are our friends?
KingOfPinkspear: I think dey be out battling.
TirionFordring: all of them?
KingOfPinkspear: Mostly. Thrall's having a meeting with Garrosh and Sylvanas might have gone to Northrend.
TirionFordring: Why is she in Northrend?
KingOfPinkspear: Who knows mon. I just heard it from one of the Korkron guards at Undercity mon.
TirionFordring: She does know Arthas is already dead right?
KingOfPinkspear: yah mon. She partied so hard that day she had a hangover for two weeks mon.
RangerGeneralSC has logged on.
TirionFordring: Vereesa! Good to see you. How are you doing?
KingOfPinkspear: why we even bother to use nicknames mon? You keep revealing who everyone be!
TirionFordring: well don't ask me. Why do you guys insist on using nicknames?
RangerGeneralSC: What's with Vol'jin's nickname?
KingOfPinkspear: we be wanting to name our tribe Pinkspear for a time, but dat name was already taken.
RangerGeneralSC: …o…k… not sure what surprises me more here, the fact that you considered that name, or that there's actually a tribe of trolls running around called "the Pinkspear Tribe."
KingOfPinkspear: Dey be a small tribe mon. Dey prefer to keep a low profile.
RangerGeneralSC: with a name like Pinkspear I can understand them. And how do they feel about you using their name on the internet?
KingOfPinkspear: dey don't know. Dey can't read mon.  
HalfElfPally has logged on.
HalfElfPally: Hey has anyone seen my dad on this chat?
RangerGeneralSC: no
HalfElfPally: k
HalfElfPally has logged off.
KingOfPinkspear: …
TirionFordring: Who was that just now?
RangerGeneralSC: that was Arator, my nephew
TirionFordring: Your nephew?
TirionFordring: but then who are his parents?
DarkLady has logged on.
DarkLady: Hello.
TirionFordring: …
DarkLady: …
DarkLady: What's going on here?
RangerGeneralSC: No it's not her.
DarkLady: Who am I not?
RangerGeneralSC: His mother is our other sister Alleria.
TirionFordring: oh right. She went missing along with Turalyon during the Alliance expedition to Outland right?
DarkLady: Arator logged on? I didn't even know you could get internet access out to Outlands…
RangerGeneralSC: I didn't think we would be able to get it in a city floating way above ground in Crystalsong Forest but here we are… Gnomish Technology is amazing.
KingOfPinkspear: Gnomish? My computer be goblin-made mon.
KingOfPinkspear was disconnected.
TirionFordring: oh dear, I think Vol'jin's computer just exploded. Someone better check that he's okay.
RangerGeneralSC: In Orgrimmar? They'd rip me apart in there…
DarkLady: I just came from the Stormpeaks, I'm exhausted…send a mage to do it. Vereesa, can't you ask your husband to do it?
RangerGeneralSC: He's busy; he went to Dragonblight to help the dragon queen with something.
DarkLady: He's just helping Alextrasza with her groceries.
RangerGeneralSC: …how do you know that?
DarkLady: I have my ways…
RangerGeneralSC: okay…well if that's what he's doing it shouldn't take long…
DarkLady: Doesn't she have like 100 offspring?
RangerGeneralSC: dang… you're right.
TirionFordring: Vol'jin might be burning to death and you're more concerned about Rhonin's hobbies???
RangerGeneralSC: Like I care about the troll leader… he's Horde!
DarkLady: *readies bow*
RangerGeneralSC: Can't shoot people over the internet Sylvanas.
DarkLady: I may be closer than you think.
TirionFordring: this is exactly why I need a moderator!
Redhair has logged on.
Redhair: Hello everyone. Sorry I'm late; Dragonblight was full of Val'kyr for some reason.
RangerGeneralSC: Val'kyr eyh?
DarkLady: How curious.
Redhair: didn't seem like they were doing anything bad though. In fact they appeared to be moving, I thought I saw a couple carrying suitcases…
RangerGeneralSC: <.<
DarkLady: perhaps they are going on vacation now that their boss is dead.
TirionFordring: Rhonin! Thank goodness you're here. We think Vol'jin's computer blew up and we need to you make a portal to Orgrimmar and make sure he's okay.
Redhair: Orgrimmar? Are you mad? I'm a human; they'd rip me to shreds.
TirionFordring: But the Kirin Tor is neutral right?
Redhair: human+Orgrimmar=ripped to shreds.
DarkLady: Sometimes eaten.
Redhair: You're not helping.
DarkLady: Actually Garrosh told me to say that the next time I spoke to you. I think he's still bitter that he didn't get to murder Varian Wrynn in Violet Citadel that day.
Redhair: right… I'll ask Aeathas Sunreaver to check on him.
DarkLady: I'm still bitter that he didn't murder you.
Redhair: What?
RangerGeneralSC: Sylvanas…
DarkLady: Wrong chat. I was talking to Kel'thuzad on MSN.
RangerGeneralSC: Perfectly understandable…except for the fact that you have Kel'thuzad on MSN…
Redhair: I…think I should get going.
Redhair has logged off.
RangerGeneralSC: By the way why would Garrosh want to eat Rhonin?
DarkLady: who knows? Probably just looking for terrible methods to kill people, or he doesn't really want to, he wants to cook him and give him to the other members of the Horde so that the Darkspears and Forsaken will vote for him in the upcoming Warchief-election.
RangerGeneralSC: Horde…
DarkLady: Is the Alliance really any better? Try walking into Stormwind as one of the undead… They will rip you to shreds; unless you're a Death Knight then they will just throw rotten fruit at you…
DarkLady: Honestly, that's discrimination.
RangerGeneralSC: since the Horde certainly don't discriminate blood elves and high elves…
DarkLady: That's because most high elves would shot us in the head the moment they see us. Blood elves don't.
Sunreaver has logged on.
Sunreaver: That's cuz we're awesome!
RangerGeneralSC: I fail to see how not shooting undead is awesome.
DarkLady: Sunreaver, were you looking at my computer?
Sunreaver: You're on an internet café in Dalaran, if you want to avoid people staring then go back to the Undercity, what are you doing here anyway?
DarkLady: I had…business…
Sunreaver: does it have anything to do with all the Val'kyr flying around Dalaran?
DarkLady: none of your business. Also Vereesa, "shooting undead", wtf?
RangerGeneralSC: wrong chat.
DarkLady: My own sister wants me dead. That's good to hear.
RangerGeneralSC: I was roleplaying with Falstad over MSN. I didn't mean it!
DarkLady: Don't you have better things to do than roleplaying with a dwarf?
RangerGeneralSC: Don't you have better things to do than chatting with one of your arch enemies on MSN?
DarkLady: Good point… I'm removing Rhonin from my contact list.
RangerGeneralSC: I wasn't talking about…ah forget it.
TironFordring: uhm Aethas? Did Rhonin talk to you?
Sunreaver: yes, I dropped by Orgrimmar just now and Vol'jin is fine, the Earthern Ring were having a meeting in the same room and were ready to heal whatever injuries he got so you shouldn't worry.
Sunreaver: His computer caught fire however. He's calling Thrall right now to see if he can borrow his.
RangerGeneralSC: We already figured as much. That's what you get for using anything made by goblins.
DarkLady: Can't really argue with that. I once got a love-letter from a goblin that blew up before I had time to throw it out.
Sunreaver: You got a love-letter?
RangerGeneralSC: from a goblin?
DarkLady: They're crazy. Speaking of funny looking boyfriends, where did yours go?
RangerGeneralSC: Rhonin isn't funny looking, he may have shorter ears but at least he's not green… or rotting. He got an emergency message from somewhere; I don't know where he went.
DarkLady: What? Is he of trying to save a dragon from a princess?
Redhair has logged on.
Redhair: Sorry about that again… Some spoiled little brat paid her guards to steal a red whelp and wanted to make dragonleather boots from it. I convinced her to use nerubian leather instead.
DarkLady: …
RangerGeneralSC: Don't. Say. Anything.
DarkLady: You just saved a dragon from a princess.
RangerGeneralSC: What did I just say?!?
DarkLady: and I wasn't saying anything, I was typing. Aethas can tell you that, he's in the same internet café as me.
RangerGeneralSC: I could hear you laugh all the way from the Violet Citadel.
DarkLady: which technically doesn't count as talking.
Sunreaver: Especially not from a banshee. I'm lucky if I'll ever be able to hear again…geez.
DarkLady: Sorry, can't help it. Be lucky your bones didn't break from the sound. That sometimes happens.
RangerGeneralSC: stop laughing at my husband!
DarkLady: I will! When you marry someone less laughable!
RangerGeneralSC: You're just being judgemental because he's human. Which is also hypocritical, what happened to that Nathanos Marris you used to hang with?
DarkLady: That was merely for business. He had talent, unlike Rhonin.
RangerGeneralSC: HE'S A FREAKING ARCHMAGE
Redhair: oh boy... not this again.
TirionFordring: hey! I don't want fighting in my chat!
RangerGeneralSC: Rhonin would kick Nathanos rotten ass any day!
DarkLady: Ain't that typical. Always letting your husband do the fighting.
RangerGeneralSC: I do not! I could kick your ass too any day! And whatever val'kyr you have!
DarkLady: Bring it on!
TirionFordring: stop that!
DarkLady has been kicked by TirionFordring.
RangerGeneralSC has been kicked by TirionFordring.
Redhair: hm, I just realized they're both in the same city, someone better make sure they don't nuke it out on the street.
Redhair has logged off.
TirionFordring: oh boy…
Sunreaver: this chat was a bad idea… a really bad idea.. Then again if those two are going to fight….I'm gonna go AFK for a little while.
BigGreen has logged on.
BigGreen has changed his name to KingOfPinkspear.
KingOfPinkspear: What did I miss mon?
TirionFordring: The Windrunners started fighting so I banned them.
KingOfPinkspear: nothing unusual den.
Redhair has logged on.
Redhair: would you mind letting them get back on? Sylvanas is threatening to send a horde of Val'kyr at Dalaran…And Vereesa thinks she can handle all of them and refuses to let the other mages or even the rest of the Silver Covenant help her…
Sunreaver: Aw come on. Watching a fight between those two could be quite interesting.
Redhair: … and now Vereesa shot one of the Sunreaver blood elves in the leg.  
Sunreaver: …let them come back Tirion, please!
TirionFordring: fine. As long as they promise to behave.
Redhair: well that might be a bit hard to ensure, but so long as they're using a computer they won't be able to murder anyone.
RangerGeneralSC has logged on.
DarkLady has logged on.
TirionFordring: No more fighting!
DarkLady: yes mom…
TirionFordring: and no making fun of the administrator.
RangerGeneralSC: she started it.
TirionFordring: Honestly how old are you two? When I made this forum it was to foster peace between the factions, I thought the trolls might make a few problems but I never thought the biggest problem would be you two!
DarkLady: Well Arthas was being quite a douche before you banned him.
TirionFordring: He wasn't allowed to register in the first place. I specifically put in the forum rules; no Scourge or Burning Legion. You two however, while I am aware you belong to opposing factions, you are SISTERS.
TirionFordring: Family is supposed to love each other. I didn't stop loving my son even after I got exiled.
DarkLady: you didn't get murdered and raised as one of the undead.
RangerGeneralSC: That doesn't give you any reason to insult my husband. You never complained this much when Alleria started going out with that Paladin.  
Redhair: Again with this…
DarkLady: At least Turalyon knew dragons don't need help with their groceries.
TirionFordring: oh no…
Redhair: Please excuse me while I put an ice block on Vereesa's door.
OrchunterAlleria has logged on.
TirionFordring: o.o
DarkLady: O.O
RangerGeneralSC: ?
Redhair: 0.0  
Sunreaver: wow. *Whips out popcorn*.
KingOfPinkspear: three Windrunners now? I'm outta here mon.
KingOfPinkspear has logged off.
TirionFordring: Noooooo! Come back Vol'jin!
OrchunterAlleria: hello everyone.
RangerGeneralSC: Alleria? What are you doing here?
DarkLady: or rather where the hell have you been all these years?
OrchunterAlleria: oh Turalyon and I got a bit bored of fighting so we went on a vacation.
DarkLady: for over 15 years?
OrchunterAlleria: That long huh? Time flies when you're having fun.
DarkLady: <.<  
RangerGeneralSC: what about your son?
OrchunterAlleria: I left him dinner.
RangerGeneralSC: -.-
OrchunterAlleria: Whaaat? Do you have any idea how long it took me to cook 15 years worth of dinner in one day?
OrchunterAlleria: but enough about that what have you been up to?
DarkLady: Vereesa married an idiot.
Redhair: who could easily set the Café you're in on fire from his window.
Sunreaver: please don't do that… At the very least tell me first so I can leave. Or write it because someone just made me temporarily deaf.
DarkLady: It was an accident. Geez.
RangerGeneralSC: actually my husband is the leader of the Kirin Tor. And we have two kids.
OrchunterAlleria: Congratulations.
RangerGeneralSC: and Sylvanas is still single.
DarkLady: I never had time for a boyfriend!
RangerGeneralSC: unless she secretly dated Nanathos Marris.
DarkLady: Was not. I was killed about 6 years ago, resurrected as an undead, forced into the Lich King's army, then broke free, took over Lordaeron from the scourge and swore vengeance on the Lich King.
OrchunterAlleria: …
OrchunterAlleria: Wow
OrchunterAlleria: sounds like you need a hug.
DarkLady: I don't want a hug.
OrchunterAlleria: Aw come on little sis.
DarkLady: No.
OrchunterAlleria: *hug*
DarkLady: knock it of.
OrchunterAlleria: hugs make everything better!
DarkLady: It does not.
RangerGeneralSC: *hug*
DarkLady: not you too!
RangerGeneralSC: Lol. this is fun:3
Sunreaver: bet you'd never dare to do that in real life.
RangerGeneralSC has logged of.
Redhair: Oh no! She broke the ice block.  
DarkLady: You couldn't keep your mouth shut for two sesaarw
Sunreaver: wow
OrchunterAlleria: she actually did it?
Sunreaver: and I got it all on webcam.
DarkLady: DELETE THAT FILE RIGHT NOW!
Sunreaver: no way. I'm gonna put it on YouTube. This is revenge for that whole deafening thing before.
DarkLady: I DIDN'T MEAN IT! GET OVER IT ALREADY!
RangerGeneralSC has logged on.
RangerGeneralSC: :3
TirionFordring: aw, isn't that nice.
Sunreaver: and a bit weird.
Redhair: awkward.
TirionFordring: Aaw, I love family reunions. Provided one of them don't die…
DarkLady: One of us kind of did. And she does NOT appreciate random hugs from idiot little sisters.
RangerGeneralSC: :3
TirionFordring: Now we're just missing one thing.
HalfElfPally has logged on.
TirionFordring: right on time.
HalfElfPally: hello mom. I heard you had logged on.
OrchunterAlleria: who told you?
Sunreaver: Sylvanas called him.
DarkLady: I thought you were deaf.
Sunreaver: I took a guess. You took up your phone and Arator logs on three seconds later. You don't need working ears to figure that one out.
OrchunterAlleria: so…have you done your homework?
HalfElfPally: -.-
HalfElfPally: Where the hell have you been?
OrchunterAlleria: Vacation.
HalfElfPally: You're the worst parent ever!
RangerGeneralSC: oh I wouldn't know about that. At least she doesn't perform experiments on her children or try to give them away to others at every opportunity she gets, like some other Windrunner I know…
DarkLady: Lenny isn't my kid! He just thinks he is! Also I didn't experiment on him, Putress did. Besides, if you're so concerned about his safety, why don't YOU take him?
RangerGeneralSC: There's no way I'm letting that little monster near Galadin and Giramar!
DarkLady: Rhonin, remove those stupid ice blocks from the window.
Redhair: Do I look that stupid to you? Actually don't answer that.
TirionFordring: ladies…. Arator… please. I created this forum to help with the peace-effort.
HalfElfPally: yeah… I've been stalking this forum for a while and it seems to be doing the complete opposite Tirion…
TirionFordring: and that strangely seems to happen whenever your aunts show up.
HalfElfPally: oh I wouldn't know if they're the only cause, Arthas and Sylvanas had a pretty nasty fight a while back as I remember.
DarkLady: There see? He agrees with me.
TirionFordring: yeah well that was Arthas. I permabanned him afterwards since I don't want the Lich King on my forums.
DarkLady: hear hear!
OrchunterAlleria: I'm not sure I approve of you reading flame wars Arator. They usually involve a lot of swearing.
RangerGeneralSC: I think you lost your say in this matter 15 years ago sis… and by human standards he IS grown up.
DarkLady: I'll have you know, Lenny isn't allowed to use the computer at all.
RangerGeneralSC: Because you're afraid of him breaking it.
DarkLady: …that too. I prefer that he goes outside to play. Right now he's trick or treating with that night elf and her Worgen puppy.
OrchunterAlleria: Puppy?   
RangerGeneralSC: and I suppose you're not at all worried about that headless horseman who's flying around everywhere putting houses on fire?
DarkLady: Nah. I threw a bucket of water at him when he left, he'll be fine.
OrchunterAlleria: Did you say puppy?
TirionFordring: a Worgen-puppy?
RangerGeneralSC: yeah, you know that night elf who hangs around in Lordearon who thinks she's wearing the best blood elf-disguise ever?
TirionFordring: I've heard rumours about her yes, but nothing about a Worgen puppy.
OrchunterAlleria: Puppy??
RangerGeneralSC: Well a few months ago she picked up a baby Worgen near the Greymane Wall and decided to raise it. She brought him back to Lordaeron and come to think of it…
RangerGeneralSC: Sylvanas, You're people are at war with the Worgen are you not?
DarkLady: Yup. We're working at a new batch of plague to wipe them out for good.
TirionFordring: Didn't Thrall say you weren't allowed to use the plague anymore?
DarkLady: Did I write plague? I meant giant bombs. Poisonous bombs.
TirionFordring: that doesn't sound much better.
DarkLady: Thrall never said anything about giant bombs.
RangerGeneralSC: So why didn't you order the puppy killed the moment you saw him? You're not usually this considerate.
DarkLady: …
OrchunterAlleria: nobody can kill a puppy!
DarkLady: …
RangerGeneralSC: ooooh. I get it. My big strong wants-to-wipe-out-humanity-for-no-good-reason older sister has a weakness for puppies?
DarkLady: do not! Also Puttress was the one wanting to wipe out humanity.
RangerGeneralSC: so why is this Giro still alive?
DarkLady: His name is Gizmo.
RangerGeneralSC: …
DarkLady: … I think
OrchunterAlleria: busted.
DarkLady: I don't like puppies!
OrchunterAlleria: everyone likes puppies!
DarkLady: what's wrong with you?
OrchunterAlleria: puppies!
DarkLady: F**k this. I don't have time for this nonsense.
DarkLady has logged of.
TirionFordring: she's not trying to kill someone in the streets again is she?
Sunreaver: no, she took a portal straight back to the Undercity. Followed by some val'kyr carrying suitcases it would seem.
TirionFordring: phew
KingOfPinkspear has logged on.
KingOfPinkspear: one…two…looks okay…kid, what your last name be?
HalfElfPally: good question.
TirionFordring: you don't know?
TirionFordring: Alleria? What is your son's last name?
OrchunterAlleria: No idea. Turalyon never told me his.
TirionFordring: …
OrchunterAlleria: I was kind of hoping you knew. You worked with him in the past right?
TirionFordring: never mind. Maybe with Sylvanas gone we can have a civil conversation for once.
RangerGeneralSC: Maybe it'll be permanent if you change the forum layout to include a picture of a puppy.
OrchunterAlleria: puppies!
HalfElfPally: and a kitten.
KingOfPinkspear: I like baby raptors mon.
OrchunterAlleria: puppies!
TirionFordring: Filling the forum layout with images of baby animals to distract people from arguing? Not a bad idea… I'll just have to find a good web designer. Does anyone here know of any?
OrchunterAlleria: puppies!
TirionFordring: I'm not getting a puppy to design the layout Alleria.
OrchunterAlleria: …puppies?
Sunreaver: brb
Sunreaver has logged of.
TirionFordring: Has she always been like this?
RangerGeneralSC: Yup.
TirionFordring: since I'm pretty sure I never saw her act this strange in the second war.
RangerGneralSC: That's because there were no puppies involved in that war. Heck while Alleria was gone Sylvanas ordered that every dog in Quel'thalas should be locked up in case the orcs did indeed invade us and we needed her to be…competent.
OrchunterAlleria: I always wanted a puppy but mom was allergic. And then when I grew up I had simply too much to do with killing orcs and raising a child.
HalfElfPally: what child?  It can't have been me.
OrchunterAlleria: I was trying to make the world safe for you. So there's no way I could have had time for a puppy.
TirionFordring: well maybe you could get one now? Most orcs are actually nice now.
OrchunterAlleria: nice orcs? Pull the other one.
TirionFordring:  They were corrupted by demons into doing all those terrible things. But a while ago Thrall rallied many of the remaining orcs and showed them the ways of shamanism.
OrchunterAlleria: What does a worgen puppy look like anyway?
TirionFordring: Did you read anything I wrote above?
RangerGeneralSC: I doubt it. The Horde killed her little brother, she's hated them ever since.
TirionFordring: well the Horde also killed Sylvanas' little brother (and yours seeing as you have the same brother) but she forgave them.
RangerGeneralSC: that depends on whether or not you believe that "Puttress did it"-excuse she always comes with…
OrchunterAlleria: who did what?
RangerGeneralSC: long story. If you came by Crystalsong Forest I could tell you.
OrchunterAlleria: does it involve orcs dying?
RangerGeneralSC: yes.
OrchunterAlleria: I'll be right there.
OrchunterAlleria has logged of.
KingOfPinkspear: Where did Sunreaver go mon?
TirionFordring: I don't know. Perhaps to find a doctor to look at his ears?
BelfLord has logged on.
BelfLord: I heard you were looking for a web designer.
RangerGeneralSC: you've got to be kidding me.
TirionFordring: uhm…you're a web designer?
BelfLord: it's a hobby, but I'm actually quite good at it. Just ask any of the older Kirin Tor-members.
Redhair: He isn't that bad really. He designed the Kirin Tor's website before the third war.
BelfLord: and it was awesome. Right Rhonin?
RangerGeneralSC: no
Redhair: Its fine.
RangerGeneralSC: >
BelfLord: I didn't ask you Vereesa. High elves don't understand such art.
RangerGeneralSC: You were a high elf back then.
BelfLord: High elf rangers! What did you want for your layout Tirion?
TirionFordring: I wanted to make a layout that would inspire peace, rather than make people fight even more on the forums.
TirionFordring: so with the help of my members we decided we wanted to have a picture of a puppy, a kitten and a baby raptor in the layout.
OrchunterAlleria has logged on
OrchunterAlleria: It needs puppies!
TirionFordring: Yes Alleria I already said that.  
BelfLord: What about sexy elf babes?
TirionFording: What?
BelfLord: Everyone loves sexy elf babes!
RangerGeneralSC: I don't.
OrchunterAlleria: I prefer male Paladins.
BelfLord: Alright, I'll add some sexy elf men too.
Redhair: …
TirionFording: I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
BelfLord: sure it is! I'll get right on it.
BelfLord has logged of.
Redhair: On second thought maybe you should find another designer Tirion.
TirionFordring: You were the one who recommended him.
Redhair: yeah but… covering the forum with sexy elves doesn't sound like the best of ideas.
RangerGeneralSC: I didn't hear you complain before he said sexy elf men.
HalfElfPally: are you jealous uncle Rhonin?
Redhair: no. Why would I be?
RangerGeneralSC: Rhonin…
Redhair: I just don't think it's appropriate to cover the site in sexy elf men. Kids might visit this site.
RangerGeneralSC: Rhonin!
Redhair: or sexy elf babes…
RangerGeneralSC: we need to talk.
TirionFordring: No sexy elves of either gender in the layout. Got it.
HalfElfPally: What about sexy gnomes?
RangerGeneralSC: …
Redhair: …
OrchunterAlleria: …
HalfElfPally: ...what? You're all into different species than yourselves?  
OrchunterAlleria: I think you should talk to your father about this.
George001 has logged on.
TirionFordring: George! How nice to see you!
George001: Hello Tirion.
OrchunterAlleria: who's this?
RangerGeneralSC: I don't know. But apparently he's everyone's best friend.
KingOfPinkspear: he be okay mon.
George001: Are there new people online today? It wouldn't happen to be Alleria Windrunner?
George001: I kind of thought you were dead.
OrchunterAlleria: Well that's odd. I'm just visiting my youngest sister to hear nice stories about the brutal murder of several orcs.
George001: … Okay. That sounds nice.
TirionFordring: We were also in the middle of planning a new layout for the forum. Something with cute baby animals on it that might inspire people not to fight all the time. Have you got any ideas you'd like to add?
George001: Black dragon whelps.
Redhair: Specifically black?
George001: it's my favourite colour.
Redhair: still black dragons aren't really known for being particularly peaceful…
George001: Don't be so judgemental Rhonin, black dragon whelps are adorable. They just have a bad reputation. Like pitbull puppies.
OrchunterAlleria: puppies!
Redhair: I would rather want a pet pitbull than a black whelp. I suppose I don't have to remind you people about Deathwing?
TirionFordring: Relax Rhonin. Deathwing is dead. Maybe its time we started forgiving the black dragons and not blame them for what their past leader did.
Redhair: Onyxia then? Nefarian? Sinaestra?
TirionFordring: Perhaps we should send a messenger to the black dragonflight and see if they want to join the Argent Crusade.
Redhair: Have you gone f***ing insane?
KingOfPinkspear: hey relax mon.
Redhair: I'M PERFECTLY FINE! It's Tirion who's lost his mind.  
TirionFordring: You're overreacting Rhonin. Have you ever tried to talk to a black dragon?
Redhair: Yes. Yes I have. They eventually tried to murder me. Every. Last. One.
TirionFordring: Fine. I still don't see the harm of having a whelp in the layout.
Redair: No whelps! Rather you could have red whelps, green whelps or bronze whelps…maybe not blue… and absolutely No. Black. Whelps.
RangerGeneralSC: Are you sure you don't want to take a break Rhonin?
OrchunterAlleria: I have bad experiences with dragons but you're still overreacting a little.
Redhair: I'M NOT OVERREACTING!
Redhair has been disconnected.
TirionFordring: What now?
RangerGeneralSC: I pulled the plug on his PC.
OrchunterAlleria: Aaaand he put the PC on fire.
TirionFordring: wow…he must really hate black dragons.  
RangerGeneralSC: well let's be totally fair here, who does like black dragons except George?
George001: Hey! Don't be racist.
BelfLord has logged on.
BelfLord: I'm done making a layout!
TirionFordring: great. Can you mail it to me?
BelfLord: already done.
TirionFordring: well… where are the puppies, kittens and raptors?
George001: or the black whelps?
BelfLord: down in the corner. And I didn't hear anything about whelps.
TirionFordring: This is only a tiny picture. It can't be more than once cm…and it gets completely overshadowed by the two elves you stuck on it.
BelfLord: Everyone loves sexy elves!
HalfElfPally: I don't.
BelfLord: everyone who isn't a weird halfbreed loves sexy elves!
HalfElfPally: hey!
TirionFordring: Thanks…I'll think about it.
BelfLord has been kicked by TirionFordring.
RangerGeneralSC: thank you.
TirionFordring: it was a bad idea letting him on the forum in the first place. I should probably find a professional web designer instead.
Artie has logged on.
Artie: Well hellou gents. Louvely evening today isn't it?
TirionFordring: Arthas, stop logging on using different usernames, its getting old and your fake accents are just annoying.
Artie: who iz thiz Lich King you're talking aboot?
Artie has been kicked by TirionFordring
TirionFordring: Honestly, it's the tenth time he's tried this.
RangerGeneralSC: I thought he was dead…
TirionFordring: I stopped questioning it since Kael'thas showed up the first time. It's easier not to think about it.
George001: We also have Alleria showing up again.
OrchunterAlleria: darnit, I was never dead!
George001: That's not what the statue in Stormwind says.
RangerGeneralSC: Well to be fair on those statues it also says Khadgar, Kurdran and Danath are dead.
George001: What about Sylvanas then?
TirionFordring: Well she was raised as an undead.
George001: The Lich King was undead…
TirionFordring: ..You're right…scary thought.
RangerGeneralSC: well so far all he's done is log on to a forum using horrible fake accents. I suppose the bad guys around here just like to kick back and play online games after being defeated.
OrchunterAlleria: That's stupid. Who'd want to spend all their time playing games online?
RangerGeneralSC: indeed, that doesn't sound healthy.
OrchunterAlleria: There's a whole world of things to kill out there!
RangerGeneralSC: …I hope violent madness doesn't run in the family.
TirionFordring: Well you DID try to take on an entire army of val'kyr by yourself earlier and shot a blood elf in the leg for no reason.
RangerGeneralSC: he looked at me funny.
TirionFordring: …
TirionFordring: That's it. I give up. You can all kill each other for all I care.
TirionFordring has logged of.
OrchunterAlleria: … Uhm… Will he be alright?
RangerGeneralSC: oh sure. This happens every time he stays on the chatroom for a couple of hours. He just needs rest and he'll be back tomorrow with new enthusiasm.  
HalfElfPally: Judging by everything that happens on the forum its like he gets amnesia every morning and it takes a whole day of trash-talk on the forums to make him realize peace between the Horde and Alliance is never going to happen.
George001: You guys aren't even trying though..
OrchunterAlleria: I am.
George001: …Annihilating the orc-population isn't going to solve the problem.
RangerGeneralSC: I suppose we should also do something about the blood elves.
KingOfPinkspear: and da high elves mon.
RangerGeneralSC: Even Sylvanas?
KingOfPinskpear: Especially Sylvanas mon.
HalfElfPally: Wonder what she's doing now. Considering she was already pissed of when she left.
RangerGeneralSC: Dang…nothing good that's for sure.
OrchunterAlleria: Maybe we should check on her so she doesn't do something crazy like bombing Soutshore or something.
RangerGeneralSC has logged of.
OrchunterAlleria has logged of.
KingOfPinkspear: well. Now that they're gone I guess the forum will be more quiet mon. I better return Thrall's PC.
KingOfPinkspear has logged of.
George001: Guess it's just you and me left then Arator.
HalfElfPally: yeeeee…I'm gonna go find my dad and yell at him for a bit.
HalfElfPally has logged of.
George001: Anybody left?
George001: …
TotallyNotTheLichKing has logged on.
TotallyNotTheLichKing: Hello everyone.
George001: It's just me here. Also you're not fooling anyone Arthas.
TotallyNotTheLichKing: Darn. Well since Tirion and Vol'jin are gone.
TotallyNotTheLichKing has changed his name to LichKing.
LichKing: So how are you doing?
George001: Oh I'm not doing much. How are you not dead?
LichKing: Same reason as Kael'thas I suppose…
George001: Just a setback?
LichKing: I wasn't going to say that!... but yeah it was just a setback. I'm totally going to make a grand comeback someday.
George001: suuure you are. Hey you wouldn't happen to have any plans for how to resurrect a dead dragon would you?
LichKing: Sure. What would you need it for?
George001: Oh no reason… no reason at all. Just thought it would be interesting to read on the bed.
LichKing: Yeah whatever. I'll mail it to you right now.
George001: Thank you.
George001 has logged of.
LichKing: so then. Who else is on?
LichKing: right… no one.
LichKing: SYLVANAS WINDRUNNER IS FAT!
LichKing: ….
LichKing: Trolling is no fun when no one's reading.
The LichKing has logged of.